Suprise!!

So, Bush decided he would visit Iraq today out of the goodness of his own heart. Mr. President, being the smart man began a conversation with an unidentified marine:

"How is morale?" asked Bush.
"Very high, sir," said the unidentified Marine.

Now we all know that morale is NOT very high right now. What kind of answer did Bush expect? "Well, Mr. President, you know to tell you the truth, it kind of sucks ass over here".

A rant about bush's spy program is here:
http://www.slate.com/id/2173106/nav/tap2/

God I love slate.